it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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