I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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