between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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