why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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