he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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