the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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