so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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