Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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