woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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