Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
