I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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