I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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