hell yes lets make some ravioli
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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