We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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