she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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