dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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