Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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