Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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