We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
