i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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