she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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