I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Of course I have a pirate flag
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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