I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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