Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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