South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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