There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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