I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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