So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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