I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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