He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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