Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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