Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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