But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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