how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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