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I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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