More tranny stories later!
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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