Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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