Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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