idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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