I think I won the penis lottery.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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