He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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