Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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