Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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