your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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