i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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