What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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