i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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