At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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