whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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