Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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