we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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